<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post8716970560449128650..comments</id><updated>2009-06-04T13:14:37.891-05:00</updated><category term='stereotypes'/><category term='childhood'/><category term='silly'/><category term='pictures'/><category term='babies'/><category term='germans eat bones'/><category term='fundraising.'/><category term='potty humor'/><category term='barfing'/><category term='jizz in the spaghetti sauce'/><category term='little white liar&apos;s composition challenge'/><category term='McCain gives me the willies'/><category term='dogs are great'/><category term='on the homefront'/><category term='sex'/><category term='I promise i&apos;m not a lesbian witch'/><category term='memories'/><category term='family'/><category term='sports'/><category term='tv'/><category term='TMI'/><category term='Africa'/><category term='lifetime'/><category term='accents'/><category term='blogs'/><category term='friends'/><category term='I&apos;m hopeless and really starting to feel bad about it'/><category term='weather'/><category term='commercials'/><category term='accidents'/><category term='United Statesa &apos;Merica'/><category term='when it&apos;s okay to kick a person in the crotch'/><category term='the internet'/><category term='Ask Auntie Anti'/><category term='shameless pleas'/><category term='$$$'/><category term='these are things I do instead of studying'/><category term='rants'/><category term='school'/><category term='that&apos;s a nice thing'/><category term='composition challenge'/><category term='worst model ever'/><category term='this is why i don&apos;t have a boyfriend'/><category term='scholarly hats'/><category term='DONT Ask Auntie Anti'/><category term='inappropriateness'/><category term='boring'/><category term='help my brain is weird'/><category term='old people'/><category term='moneymaking schemes'/><category term='lying'/><category term='fake relationships'/><category term='food'/><category term='weirdos'/><category term='giveaway'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='ISYA'/><category term='the all seasons tree'/><category term='subway'/><category term='i&apos;m kind of a jerk'/><category term='Crashed Him Deaf'/><category term='erections'/><category term='Burt Reynold&apos;s Mustache'/><category term='on the job'/><title type='text'>Comments on Hobocamp: Erma's revenge</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/feeds/8716970560449128650/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html'/><author><name>A Lover and a Fighter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KSFCVa_VJzA/Sh9kWSHYK8I/AAAAAAAABfo/WTnN3uwjf50/S220/MissPiggy.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4309276806213688131</id><published>2009-06-04T13:14:37.891-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T13:14:37.891-05:00</updated><title type='text'>There is a park [read: patch of grass with five oa...</title><summary type='text'>There is a park [read: patch of grass with five oak trees and a locked, metal gate] behind my house, where all the birds in the city must live. There are days when their chirping actually overpowers the sounds from the street!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/4309276806213688131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/4309276806213688131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html?showComment=1244139277891#c4309276806213688131' title=''/><author><name>M.J.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14225939818950997678</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wEP8nwuKQLE/SgRNaYqWSXI/AAAAAAAAAXk/JviuN-_7yug/S220/googleaccount.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8716970560449128650' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/8716970560449128650' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-23674209'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-6783012549022398314</id><published>2009-06-02T06:51:21.230-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-02T06:51:21.230-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Meg!  Your voice sounds absolutely nothing like I ...</title><summary type='text'>Meg!  Your voice sounds absolutely nothing like I expected it to.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/6783012549022398314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/6783012549022398314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html?showComment=1243943481230#c6783012549022398314' title=''/><author><name>peterdewolf</name><uri>http://peterdewolf.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8716970560449128650' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/8716970560449128650' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-258056'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-1393343847564485164</id><published>2009-06-01T15:31:42.591-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T15:31:42.591-05:00</updated><title type='text'>chirpy jerks.</title><summary type='text'>chirpy jerks.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/1393343847564485164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/1393343847564485164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html?showComment=1243888302591#c1393343847564485164' title=''/><author><name>kelsi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01664199219218001021</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_mGysvec0t1w/R_r3c9sqW3I/AAAAAAAAAYQ/uJq1uNLBy2s/S220/EPV0078.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8716970560449128650' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/8716970560449128650' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1252286849'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-1490399398339731588</id><published>2009-05-30T19:35:39.367-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-30T19:35:39.367-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Please don't iron your curtains, they might catch ...</title><summary type='text'>Please don't iron your curtains, they might catch fire.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS My curtains are really wrinkly too from when I 'packed' them by stuffing them in something and leaving them like that for a while... I firmly believe that hanging them will eventually smooth out all the wrinkles</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/1490399398339731588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/1490399398339731588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html?showComment=1243730139367#c1490399398339731588' title=''/><author><name>Yvo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16079404679872479801</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://p1.xanga.com/15/6c/156cfc0845850e58882a03c820bc4bc842496.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8716970560449128650' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/8716970560449128650' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-936316992'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-3499503373898655032</id><published>2009-05-30T13:21:27.109-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-30T13:21:27.109-05:00</updated><title type='text'>D- My conscience makes me a mandatory reporter sin...</title><summary type='text'>D- My conscience makes me a mandatory reporter since birth. I report on everyone. PS, thanks. My ma got them for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jamelah- they are SO loud! and thank you for the curtain praise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anna- Ironing is for making t shirts only. That's it.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/3499503373898655032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/3499503373898655032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html?showComment=1243707687109#c3499503373898655032' title=''/><author><name>A Lover and a Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11111363168909263149</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KSFCVa_VJzA/Sh9kWSHYK8I/AAAAAAAABfo/WTnN3uwjf50/S220/MissPiggy.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8716970560449128650' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/8716970560449128650' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1824788077'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-6867827064348161736</id><published>2009-05-30T10:11:59.524-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-30T10:11:59.524-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Too funny! There's been a nest under the eave dire...</title><summary type='text'>Too funny! There's been a nest under the eave directly under my bedroom window (which is open all spring, summer, and fall) for years. They are loud little mofos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. I don't iron either. I don't believe in it.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/6867827064348161736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/6867827064348161736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html?showComment=1243696319524#c6867827064348161736' title=''/><author><name>Anna von Beaverplatz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00767645998031679957</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10205417048340478830'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Am_vcQqEnmM/Sf5V-Ruoa2I/AAAAAAAAACs/qh2_wozCjnQ/S220/Florida+Oct+2008+001.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8716970560449128650' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/8716970560449128650' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1822820666'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8616033209733989484</id><published>2009-05-30T08:22:32.015-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-30T08:22:32.015-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Those are some really loud birds.

You know, I als...</title><summary type='text'>Those are some really loud birds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know, I also love those curtains.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/8616033209733989484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/8616033209733989484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html?showComment=1243689752015#c8616033209733989484' title=''/><author><name>jamelah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05863576028738417505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_10M0KHmvRNA/R1RqjLBI2UI/AAAAAAAAAAw/n6FdOTQp-A0/S220/princess.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8716970560449128650' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/8716970560449128650' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-969693170'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-291535667582966715</id><published>2009-05-29T18:22:27.012-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T18:22:27.012-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, how I needed that at this exact moment.  You s...</title><summary type='text'>Oh, how I needed that at this exact moment.  You should call Bird DCFS - aren't you a mandatory reporter yet? p.s. I love those curtains.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/291535667582966715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/8716970560449128650/comments/default/291535667582966715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html?showComment=1243639347012#c291535667582966715' title=''/><author><name>d.</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2009/05/ermas-revenge.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8716970560449128650' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/8716970560449128650' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-662644806'/></entry></feed>
