Comments on Hobocamp: undone.

When I was in nursing school a squirrel ran up my ...

2010-02-12T10:57:29.297-06:00

When I was in nursing school a squirrel ran up my friend's leg and stole her granola bar. It was insane.

Squirrels are just rats with nicer clothes...it...

2009-10-30T08:34:18.478-05:00

Squirrels are just rats with nicer clothes...it's OK to yell at them.

So whatever happened with your underwear-clad danc...

2009-10-28T16:40:45.309-05:00

So whatever happened with your underwear-clad dance role? Are we allowed to request posts?

i hate those shitty little jerks. they scare me m...

2009-10-13T16:05:33.105-05:00

i hate those shitty little jerks. they scare me more than shitty big jerks like stray dobermans.

I wish I could meet you in person. :)

2009-10-09T14:26:59.794-05:00

I wish I could meet you in person. :)

That shitty little jerk probably has his own blog ...

2009-10-09T08:38:01.410-05:00

That shitty little jerk probably has his own blog and right now is writing about this RIDICULOUS HUMAN who yelled at him for EXISTING. And all his squirrel friends are laughing hysterically. I bet.

oh my god, that cracked me up!! thanks--i totally ...

2009-10-08T21:44:27.359-05:00

oh my god, that cracked me up!! thanks--i totally needed it today. :) keep up the good work :D

I may have said it before, but it bears repeating:...

2009-10-07T09:38:21.812-05:00

I may have said it before, but it bears repeating: I hope someday we get to meet and hang out because I want to have awesome, crazytastic adventures with you. :D Also, squirrels are The Devil's Minions. (Now with nuts!) ;)

Oh that's just amazing. That reminds me of the...

2009-10-07T09:34:23.879-05:00

Oh that's just amazing. That reminds me of the time I screamed "YOU ASSHOLE" at the scanner at work when it jammed just as our CEO was walking by, and I was all HA HA HA NOT YOU THE SCANNER JAMMED HAHAHA and he just walked away.

Just wanted to say thanks. I'm sick. And runni...

2009-10-07T09:11:34.390-05:00

Just wanted to say thanks. I'm sick. And running on too little sleep. And at work. Where I have to be perky. And this whole shenanigan made me laugh. And now, all the people here think I nuts. If they didn't already. So thanks.

Did you ever stop to think that maybe YOU are the ...

2009-10-07T08:29:45.956-05:00

Did you ever stop to think that maybe YOU are the shitty little jerk? That maybe you scared the living bejeesus out of my poor sister with your halfwitted, overcaffeinated, early morning romp through her gamboling path?

~ The squirrel's older, protective brother aka Piney

PS I hope this guilts you into sleeping better.

You know that Geico commercial where the squirrel ...

2009-10-06T20:02:57.258-05:00

You know that Geico commercial where the squirrel purposely runs in front of the car to make it crash? I bet your shitty little jerk is one of those 2 in that commercial. Be careful.....

my college campus is filled with totally insane, t...

2009-10-06T19:20:27.247-05:00

my college campus is filled with totally insane, totally unafraid of the human race squirrels. they are assholes. legit. they're always scampering around like it ain't no thang, flaunting their fluffy tails when it's cold out and startling me so i almost spill coffee on myself. they think it's funny, you can tell. the other night when i was walking to my boyfriend's, one