<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post4159519979491159402..comments</id><updated>2007-03-29T13:50:07.451-05:00</updated><category term='stereotypes'/><category term='childhood'/><category term='silly'/><category term='pictures'/><category term='babies'/><category term='germans eat bones'/><category term='fundraising.'/><category term='potty humor'/><category term='barfing'/><category term='jizz in the spaghetti sauce'/><category term='little white liar&apos;s composition challenge'/><category term='McCain gives me the willies'/><category term='dogs are great'/><category term='on the homefront'/><category term='sex'/><category term='I promise i&apos;m not a lesbian witch'/><category term='memories'/><category term='family'/><category term='sports'/><category term='tv'/><category term='TMI'/><category term='Africa'/><category term='lifetime'/><category term='accents'/><category term='blogs'/><category term='friends'/><category term='I&apos;m hopeless and really starting to feel bad about it'/><category term='weather'/><category term='commercials'/><category term='accidents'/><category term='United Statesa &apos;Merica'/><category term='when it&apos;s okay to kick a person in the crotch'/><category term='the internet'/><category term='Ask Auntie Anti'/><category term='shameless pleas'/><category term='$$$'/><category term='these are things I do instead of studying'/><category term='rants'/><category term='school'/><category term='that&apos;s a nice thing'/><category term='composition challenge'/><category term='worst model ever'/><category term='this is why i don&apos;t have a boyfriend'/><category term='scholarly hats'/><category term='DONT Ask Auntie Anti'/><category term='inappropriateness'/><category term='boring'/><category term='help my brain is weird'/><category term='old people'/><category term='moneymaking schemes'/><category term='lying'/><category term='fake relationships'/><category term='food'/><category term='weirdos'/><category term='giveaway'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='ISYA'/><category term='the all seasons tree'/><category term='subway'/><category term='i&apos;m kind of a jerk'/><category term='Crashed Him Deaf'/><category term='erections'/><category term='Burt Reynold&apos;s Mustache'/><category term='on the job'/><title type='text'>Comments on Hobocamp: ISYA!</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/feeds/4159519979491159402/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html'/><author><name>A Lover and a Fighter</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KSFCVa_VJzA/Sh9kWSHYK8I/AAAAAAAABfo/WTnN3uwjf50/S220/MissPiggy.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>21</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8904726979876613306</id><published>2007-03-29T13:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-29T13:50:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>tk- i would have worn it as a necklace.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;win...</title><summary type='text'>tk- i would have worn it as a necklace.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;winter- i am here to help&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;mike- you fool. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;lwl- we're the downest! i love you! love me! forgive my typo!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;superbee- of course. i will screw meg and marry you at the drop of a  hat.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;lozo- i've been so busy and stressed out! buy  me something</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/8904726979876613306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/8904726979876613306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1175194200000#c8904726979876613306' title=''/><author><name>A Lover and a Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11111363168909263149</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q276/moog711/misspiggy.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1824788077'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-7633508830249948282</id><published>2007-03-28T23:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T23:37:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>you must have had a really busy march. or you have...</title><summary type='text'>you must have had a really busy march. or you have a boyfriend now. one or the other.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/7633508830249948282'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/7633508830249948282'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1175143020000#c7633508830249948282' title=''/><author><name>Lozo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07508236221261282480</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k135/djlozo/middle_finger.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1600723465'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-2562344901095592858</id><published>2007-03-27T13:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-27T13:43:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Will you marry me?  Screw Meg.  Marry Me.</title><summary type='text'>Will you marry me?  Screw Meg.  Marry Me.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/2562344901095592858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/2562344901095592858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1175020980000#c2562344901095592858' title=''/><author><name>SuperBee</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04575697410999257693</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-382275851'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-1372584985835216921</id><published>2007-03-27T12:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-27T12:41:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Did you just call me H? &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I thought we was d...</title><summary type='text'>Did you just call me H? &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I thought we was down.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/1372584985835216921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/1372584985835216921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1175017260000#c1372584985835216921' title=''/><author><name>littlewhiteliar</name><uri>http://littlewhiteliar.typepad.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1003073569'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-5658009869292258080</id><published>2007-03-27T10:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-27T10:25:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hi Meg. Your hair is getting long. It looks nice. ...</title><summary type='text'>Hi Meg. Your hair is getting long. It looks nice. I have been very stupid in the rain, which I would guess has cost me $55 in my life.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/5658009869292258080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/5658009869292258080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1175009100000#c5658009869292258080' title=''/><author><name>mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07353531832593319807</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://static.flickr.com/72/191701544_a04e2041c0_o.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1808222311'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8665943486779648373</id><published>2007-03-26T13:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-26T13:39:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank you for the visual. Now I know how to handle...</title><summary type='text'>Thank you for the visual. Now I know how to handle myself in that situation.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/8665943486779648373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/8665943486779648373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174934340000#c8665943486779648373' title=''/><author><name>Winter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14653668004506045043</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7189/1954/1600/ME1.1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1707522711'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-7440291060864867187</id><published>2007-03-26T09:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-26T09:33:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Coulda been worse - he could have  tried to give i...</title><summary type='text'>Coulda been worse - he could have  tried to give it to you.  Like a present.  A bloody, creepy, horrifying present from hell.  Wouldn't that have been sweet?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And BOS - seriously, you and the pharmaceuticals...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/7440291060864867187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/7440291060864867187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174919580000#c7440291060864867187' title=''/><author><name>TK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/desktops/movies/bigtroublelittlechina.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2016832205'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8766942363812487794</id><published>2007-03-26T08:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-26T08:15:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Suzer- When I said I don't get grossed out easily,...</title><summary type='text'>Suzer- When I said I don't get grossed out easily, obviously I meant by things that aren't food, or big food, or condiments. Duh.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Kelsi- you are so delicate and ladylike! I forgot! I should have warned you up front. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Colleen- I just assume people are peeing on my home platform. We're kinky like that in Astoria.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;H- WHAAAAAAAAAAT. She fucking wins.  My friend La Chanteuse</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/8766942363812487794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/8766942363812487794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174914900000#c8766942363812487794' title=''/><author><name>A Lover and a Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11111363168909263149</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q276/moog711/misspiggy.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1824788077'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-1079964113897866402</id><published>2007-03-25T10:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-25T10:46:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh great - that messes up the whole plan to kill t...</title><summary type='text'>Oh great - that messes up the whole plan to kill the Baron!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;"When you see the Baron, remember the tooth! The tooth!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/1079964113897866402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/1079964113897866402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174837560000#c1079964113897866402' title=''/><author><name>Hex</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075361498418228218</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/47/163484960_34464a966d.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1935878630'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-801548448533585261</id><published>2007-03-24T22:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-24T22:18:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I don't know, maybe the bum guy deserves the benef...</title><summary type='text'>I don't know, maybe the bum guy deserves the benefit of the doubt - perhaps he was just fishing out remnants of a bad pear or something.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Regardless, I hope the whole episode didn't keep you from your "to do" list -- assuming "seeing bum dude forcibly remove body parts" wasn't on the list, of course. But in case it was, I extend to you a hearty congratulations for being so efficient with </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/801548448533585261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/801548448533585261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174792680000#c801548448533585261' title=''/><author><name>A Bowl Of Stupid</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09608508333194366133</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://abowlofstupid.com/wp-content/2007/01/avatar123.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1121965091'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-7213196528132415623</id><published>2007-03-24T14:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-24T14:09:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I meant Narc as in Narcotics Investigator, a caree...</title><summary type='text'>I meant Narc as in Narcotics Investigator, a career track I abandoned in January, to the relief of several friends/family members.  Good times.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/7213196528132415623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/7213196528132415623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174763340000#c7213196528132415623' title=''/><author><name>Rev</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15130071146232120918</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_0a2f3f48a98584d93490eb39f3052c09.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2146276546'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-2281295228011951651</id><published>2007-03-23T16:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T16:49:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Talking about teeth horrifies me so much I almost ...</title><summary type='text'>Talking about teeth horrifies me so much I almost passed out while I read this (I may be exaggerating slightly), but I made it all the way to the end.  You are now my hero for not dying on the subway.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/2281295228011951651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/2281295228011951651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174686540000#c2281295228011951651' title=''/><author><name>jamelah</name><uri>http://www.jamelah.net</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-489692088'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-8120731097727707411</id><published>2007-03-23T16:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T16:31:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I've also had the tooth nightmare! Also one where ...</title><summary type='text'>I've also had the tooth nightmare! Also one where all my teeth turn to mush. How weird.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Worst thing to happen in front of me on the MTA: my friend was jerked off on. Well, not the whole time. He just used her shoulder to finish onto. She didn't think it was funny when I kept calling her Clarice after. htt</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/8120731097727707411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/8120731097727707411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174685460000#c8120731097727707411' title=''/><author><name>littlewhiteliar</name><uri>http://littlewhiteliar.typepad.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-837825876'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-968645258282029774</id><published>2007-03-23T15:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T15:57:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I've had the falling-out-teeth nightmare, too. I t...</title><summary type='text'>I've had the falling-out-teeth nightmare, too. I think it's pretty common. I was repulsed at a guy peeing on the subway platform the other day--my &lt;I&gt;home&lt;/I&gt; platform, which made it worse--but this takes the cake.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/968645258282029774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/968645258282029774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174683420000#c968645258282029774' title=''/><author><name>Colleen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00014245695974803652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1088/1920/1600/Colleenedit2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1822041951'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-2400273719733178878</id><published>2007-03-23T15:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T15:43:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>having both the constitution of a delicate flower ...</title><summary type='text'>having both the constitution of a delicate flower AND recurring nightmares about my teeth falling out (how common is that, anyway? those nightmares? they're HORRIBLE.) this has effectively turned my stomach, possibly for the day. you're a brave, brave woman for not actually vomiting on the train...although that could have caused a peristaltic chain reaction (if you will. just grant me the wayne's</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/2400273719733178878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/2400273719733178878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174682580000#c2400273719733178878' title=''/><author><name>kelsi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01664199219218001021</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://myspace-815.vo.llnwd.net/01256/51/81/1256981815_l.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1252286849'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-846918340062004652</id><published>2007-03-23T15:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T15:27:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>your barf forgot to have gravity in that dramatic ...</title><summary type='text'>your barf forgot to have gravity in that dramatic re-enactment, so it kind of looks like you're in the future.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And I'm not sure that you get to say that you don't get grossed out very easily. Sure you're a fake doctor, but your revulsion and fear of butter doesn't exactly win you the iron stomach award.  &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I dry heaved in class today because we watched a video where priests were </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/846918340062004652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/846918340062004652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174681620000#c846918340062004652' title=''/><author><name>Suzer</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-645906518'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-6263264539429949204</id><published>2007-03-23T12:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T12:38:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>D- I don't know! It sucks. I bitch when I have to ...</title><summary type='text'>D- I don't know! It sucks. I bitch when I have to bring my gym bag to and fro- I can't imagine a cart with all my worldlies in it. And have I ever told you about the lady I saw take a shit in the mailbox? I will sometime.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;TK- If intervention has promised me anything, it's that if I do meth I'll be skinny. And he was not. He must have been doing something incorrectly.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;dmb- </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/6263264539429949204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/6263264539429949204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174671480000#c6263264539429949204' title=''/><author><name>A Lover and a Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11111363168909263149</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q276/moog711/misspiggy.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1824788077'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-6648566444021608841</id><published>2007-03-23T12:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T12:09:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I want to thank you for helping me save money.  Be...</title><summary type='text'>I want to thank you for helping me save money.  Because of this I have no desire to buy lunch today... or ever again.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Also I'm agreeing with TK on the meth thing.  One of the reasons I do NOT miss being a Narc.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/6648566444021608841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/6648566444021608841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174669740000#c6648566444021608841' title=''/><author><name>Rev</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15130071146232120918</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://a602.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_0a2f3f48a98584d93490eb39f3052c09.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2146276546'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-9008652277195230121</id><published>2007-03-23T11:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T11:26:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"Because you should leave your bones in place on p...</title><summary type='text'>"Because you should leave your bones in place on public transportation- and that's the end of that."&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;that's what HE said! ba dum bum!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/9008652277195230121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/9008652277195230121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174667160000#c9008652277195230121' title=''/><author><name>dmbmeg</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04066785220947109829</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q105/dmbmeg1980/megan11-1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1751094987'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-7393951710727282999</id><published>2007-03-23T10:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T10:11:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeah, this'll really encourage me to take the subw...</title><summary type='text'>Yeah, this'll really encourage me to take the subway more.  FUCK.THAT.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Incidentally Meg, my guess? Meth addict.  It's not common for advanced meth addicts to lose teeth.  So don't feel bad about judging him.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;"Advanced meth addict" sounds like a class at the school of hell.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/7393951710727282999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/7393951710727282999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174662660000#c7393951710727282999' title=''/><author><name>TK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/desktops/movies/bigtroublelittlechina.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2016832205'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-653418407348081554</id><published>2007-03-23T10:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-23T10:03:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Who takes a grocery cart on the N?  How the hell d...</title><summary type='text'>Who takes a grocery cart on the N?  How the hell do you get it up &amp; down the stairs.  It's hard enough when it's just a baby stroller and everyone's bumping into you and trying to make the baby fall...a grocery cart?!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Anyway - The other day, I saw a big big woman taking a shit against a wall whilst I was transferring from the downtown 6 to the N/W.  It was rush hour, mama, and she wasn't</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/653418407348081554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/4159519979491159402/comments/default/653418407348081554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html?showComment=1174662180000#c653418407348081554' title=''/><author><name>D.</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.puritanjamshort.com/2007/03/isya_19.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29233518.post-4159519979491159402' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29233518/posts/default/4159519979491159402' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-602424460'/></entry></feed>
