Comments on Hobocamp: Really? Really.

Meg, your blog provides me with laughter, tears, a...

2009-05-08T14:06:00.000-05:00

Meg, your blog provides me with laughter, tears, and the knowledge that other are blessed with my grace.
I broke my knee last week by falling off a chair (chipped my patella). What I fail to mention to people that ask is that I was standing on a chair in a towel, late for work, madly waving a magazine under my smoke detector after burning something on my stove. My towel came off as I fell

Meh, being feline in your movements aint no guaran...

2009-05-07T00:21:00.000-05:00

Meh, being feline in your movements aint no guarantee of stealth. I have amazingly creaky joints. My ankles and knees pop when I walk. So I've gotten the "I can always hear you coming!" comment despite my supposed grace. I hang my head and shame and answer "Yes, this is why I am not a secret agent." :(

I love it! And I also thought he liked you - I wa...

2009-05-04T23:11:00.000-05:00

I love it! And I also thought he liked you - I was sure of it. If a boy can try to seduce me by calling me a moose, one could try to flirt with you by calling you a wild turkey. Strangely enough, I had just been thinking about the moose incident (and the fact that I never update), and started writing it down when I read this - and just yesterday I was noting an embarrassing lip condition that

I broke my finger once skipping rope... Somehow I ...

2009-05-02T09:22:00.000-05:00

I broke my finger once skipping rope... Somehow I kicked my hand. Explaining that was just way too difficult :)

Oh my gosh! I had no idea that there were so many ...

2009-04-30T15:02:00.000-05:00

Oh my gosh! I had no idea that there were so many heavy-footed midgets in the world. I knew I had this blog for a purpose, and it is to unite all the confusingly loud people in the world. Divine.

You guys, I totally don't think he has a crush on me. Sorry if I made it seem like that. I think he is just a weirdo who hopes that one day all the women come to work wearing corsets and

I'm 5'0" and a heavy-walker, too. I think it's be...

2009-04-30T14:36:00.000-05:00

I'm 5'0" and a heavy-walker, too. I think it's because I lock my knees when my feet hit, which makes my heels strike the ground hard. Yes, I have analyzed this because my fambly members used to mock me for being so small, but so very very loud. Apparently other people have some bend in the knee or some such. I'm glad to know a fellow wild turkey. And yeah, totally thinks about you with

I am an elephant walker too. I shake a house like...

2009-04-30T13:00:00.000-05:00

I am an elephant walker too. I shake a house like the El Train. It annoys the crap out of everyone near me.

And I love saying "I need an adult" every time that I do.

Thanks for sharing--your embarrassing stories make...

2009-04-30T11:13:00.000-05:00

Thanks for sharing--your embarrassing stories make me feel like less of a putz myself.

Turkey crush. Only you!

2009-04-30T10:33:00.000-05:00

Turkey crush.

Only you!

Don't take it personally - I totally get that "lou...

2009-04-30T08:26:00.000-05:00

Don't take it personally - I totally get that "loud walker" thing all the time. I mean, sure, I'm like a foot taller and 100 lbs heavier, but still.

I'm saying I feel you pain, you know?

That guy has a total crush on you. If not for the ...

2009-04-30T08:17:00.000-05:00

That guy has a total crush on you. If not for the other man in your life, I'd say that you should hit that and hit it hard. He clearly has a thing for turkeys though, which is confusing.

Also, I gave myself a black eye once with my own remote control. I was about 16. It was on a blanket on my couch, and I VERY EXCITEDLY lifted up the blanket to get under it. When I did that, the remote

I LOVE the turkey hunter. He loves you, too. Tha...

2009-04-30T06:28:00.000-05:00

I LOVE the turkey hunter. He loves you, too. That story was too cute.

I love how, in the first story, you weren't the on...

2009-04-30T06:01:00.000-05:00

I love how, in the first story, you weren't the one rambling incoherently!

Complete role reversal. Like Freaky Friday or some shit.

I think Dr. Turkey Hunter was flirting with you--o...

2009-04-30T01:28:00.000-05:00

I think Dr. Turkey Hunter was flirting with you--or at least trying to. All he knows is the wild turkey and beer, so he tried to bring that into a flirty situation and he insulted the delicate orchid in pumps that you are.

And as I laugh hysterically at your swollen lip, I am just glad that my recent disaster could be hidden. Otherwise, someone would have probably called the cops

i'm pretty small (4'11 and 3/4, between 97 and 110...

2009-04-30T01:09:00.000-05:00

i'm pretty small (4'11 and 3/4, between 97 and 110 lbs depending on how much salt/alcohol i've consumed...if you're curious) and i ALWAYS wear heels and i'm told by people that they can tell it's me coming. i've always wondered if they were just calling me fat. now i think they are just calling me fowl.

awesome.