Saturday, January 30, 2010
Things
Things You'll Never Hear Me Say

  • Can I get some extra mayo on that?
  • This coffee is too hot
  • No, I'm too tired for scrabble
  • Today would be a great day to wear shorts!
  • Decaf, please
  • I'm pretty sure I've seen enough Johnny Depp for one day
  • I don't like taking pain medicine, personally
  • I feel at my sexiest right after a good run
  • Does anyone feel like a Sex And The City marathon tonight? I know I do.
  • I don't have a halloween costume, technically. I'm just going to throw on some cat ears and glitter. You know! Like a kitty lady!
  • Oh, Dr Poop. It's so charming when you keep changing the channel every 3 seconds. Totally way better than picking a program and actually sticking with it. That's for squares, am I right?
  • Typos don't really bother me
  • I love chick lit
  • Eh, I don't really care about food
  • I canNOT sit here and watch another lifetime movie.


Things I thought you'd never hear me say, yet now I am saying them:

  • I love science
  • that 9 hour surgery just FLEW by
  • I could really go for some yoga right now
  • I don't mind studying that much
  • There's really no substitute for butter when you're baking
  • I have made some of my best friends on the internet
  • I'm okay with my curves
  • That was a bit too much cheese.
  • I'm moving to Ohio to live with my boyfriend.
posted by A Lover and a Fighter at 9:08 AM -
16 Comments:
  • At 11:55 AM, Blogger DanjerusKurves said…

    Yay, Ohio! See, I knew you'd listen to me in the end ... *giggle*

     
  • At 12:02 PM, Blogger Lainey said…

    Ok, I don't even understand HOW there could ever be TOO much cheese, but to each their own...

    However, welcome to the oHIo! I'm so excited for you. And for me. I'm also excited for me! We'll wear our long pants & eat non-mayo sandwiches, while taking pain meds and playing Scrabble and watching Lifetime movies. Awesome!

     
  • At 1:51 PM, Anonymous d. said…

    I see how you stuck that in there at the end...sneaky.

     
  • At 1:55 PM, Blogger kelsi said…

    "Don't be surprised if your neighbors do a double take when they see you rocking your Snuggle Suit."
    http://thedailydairy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Snuggle-Suit.jpg

    that's right. something to look forward to. eff caftans.

    love you!

    (oh, and i've decided that i like this for many reasons, but a-numbah one is that OHIO IS CLOSER TO NEW YORK.)

     
  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger Garrett Reid said…

    A small part of me just died inside.

     
  • At 8:24 AM, Blogger inflammatory writ said…

    Awww, congratulations cutie! <3

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger jamelah said…

    Ohio! That's practically right next door.

     
  • At 5:11 AM, Blogger Book Girl said…

    I love how to put it there, just at the end. Sly.

     
  • At 6:24 AM, Anonymous Meetzorp said…

    Somehow, I know you will find adventures to have ANYWHERE, up to and including in Ohio.

     
  • At 9:44 AM, Blogger hand.pecked said…

    Ohio is a strange state, I never thought much of it until two of my best-est friends end up being from there and moving back after years of DC. Now they are trying to convince me to move too. Don't think I'm not tempted.

     
  • At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ...? but I live in Connecticu....Holy Shitshow she's not talking about me!!!

    Heartbroken and happy for you,

    ~ Piney who will always be here for you even when that bad, bad doctor man kicks you to the curb with nothing but a mayonnaise sandwich and a vowel-only rack of scrabble tiles.

     
  • At 11:51 AM, Blogger jennifer starfall said…

    ohio's map loosely resembles spain; city centers, awkward square boundary... i'm happy for you!

     
  • At 1:58 PM, Blogger A Lover and a Fighter said…

    Dk- you are one smart lady.
    Lainey- DON'T I KNOW IT
    d- I am skilled like that
    k- love you. why are those states both so big though?
    FP- wherefore art thou
    iw- thanks!
    jamelah- come over.
    bg- i didn't want to make a big to-do, but i didn't want to hold out either...
    meetzorp- ohio better put on a sports bra and hold on to its hat!
    hp- COME ON! ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT.
    piney- i'm counting on you!
    js- thanks, doll.

     
  • At 2:19 PM, Anonymous toadely said…

    If you're going to be in the "Ohio Health" system let me know and I can maybe give ya some pointers.

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger Lora said…

    "what's tall in the middle and round at the ends?"

    closer to me! hooray!

     
  • At 2:43 PM, Blogger Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said…

    Beautifull Girl, don't be overly conformed by what this whorizontal world's telling you you lose sight of Heaven Above: never mind what Fred Phelps sez, Heaven's where I'm going for eternity. Wanna come? Guhroovy. Meet me in the Great Beyond, miss gorgeous, and we'll have gobbbs of fun at my BIG-ol, WooHoo! party-hardy celebrating our resurrection for eons and eons. O! BTW! I'm gonna kiss your adorable feet the first chance I get, doll, because they brought you this far (so be warned) +God - Bless - You+ I wish I could tell you I love you in person - all of Heaven's eternity isn't long enough to show you how much I love you. Lemme prove it to you when we arrive.

     
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