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IMing with my Momz
mom: so yesterday, it was so nice that i was giving the dogs a lot of outside time and everyone was enjoying the 70 degree weather, which aggravated mike so he took off after a squirrel and just popped his chain apart. so i ran into the house to get my car keys to go after him, because sometimes he can be lured by the idea of a car ride, except the minute i got in the door the phone rang and it was your brother telling me he had been a bridesmaid in his friend kelley's wedding so we talked for a minute and by the time i got back out and drove around, i found mike, who was chasing the christian dog walker, who was trying to corral his 3 dogs and was swinging at mike with a newspaper, which had no efffect on mike except to make him want to take the paper, because , as you know, he reads social cues worse than all of god's other creatures on the whole of the earth. so i said i'm really sorry. please pray for my dog-mike get in the car, and home we came. he is fun.
me: who the hell is the christian dog walker?
mom: the guy who lives around the corner and has all those signs ion his yard about the ten commandments and why abortion is a sin-he has 3 dogs-some small breed and he walks them frequently, and gives out advice about all manner of things. How many tablespoons are in a cup?
me: 16
mom: whew. thanks.
later
me: I am putting that story about Mike on my blog.
Mom: why
me: because it is funny and you told it well.
mom: no,meg, i didn't and i didn't even use caps or check for spelling errors! people will think your mom is stuped
oh!!!!! stupid
me: hahahhahahaha
mom: and also a little stooped |
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Do you read Postcards from your mama? Your IMs/emails are gemworthy as the blog/book!
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Your Mom is easily in my top 3 favourite blog moms ever.
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will she adopt me? (also, miss you!)
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it's hilarious that she gives people names, too.
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let us all pray for mike.
i wish my mom would IM.
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I am joining Kelsi in a prayer for Mike. Just waiting for the call to prayer...
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Sounds like you got a good one! Thanks for sharing the story of Mike & the Christian dog walker.
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Your mom sounds hot...
~ Piney
OK, kidding. I like fake skeeving.
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Do you read Postcards from your mama? Your IMs/emails are gemworthy as the blog/book!