Monday, July 06, 2009
Estoy estas esta estamos estan.
Suzie and I think it's really, really funny to speak bad spanglish. I think that's the only preface you need for this pathetic excuse for a post.



me
: hi
Suzanne: het friend
hey
not het
me: het yersef
4:14 PM how are you
Suzanne: fine
just doing paperwork
4:16 PM me: at work?
Suzanne: home
paying parking tickets, rsvping to stuff, filing, etc
4:17 PM me: ah, yes
i do none of that
BUT
as soon as Thursday rolls around
I be free like bird
4:18 PM Suzanne: no more physics?
me: no mas!
solamente genetics
y trabajo
4:19 PM y...necesito correr porque estoy gorda
4:20 PM Suzanne: a mi tambien
4:22 PM me: a dios gracias, porque tengo mucho sweatpants con el waist elastico
Suzanne: shut up
I just cooked steak while wearing pajamas
4:23 PM me: estudio mucho en los sweatpants
Suzanne: Sweatpants era la mejor ropa para todos los actividadios
me: y necessito comer muuucho mucho mucho Chexo Mixo cuando necessito estudiar
el mixo de Chexo, lo siento mucho
4:24 PM Suzanne: Yo quieroa mas el mixo de crispixitos
4:26 PM me: si, si
todas las dias
mi amigo Dr Poop no le gusta el jerky de carne
NO ME DIGAS
4:27 PM Suzanne: que triste
me: si
muy

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posted by A Lover and a Fighter at 7:13 PM -
11 Comments:
  • At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Amanda said…

    Huh. Good thing I took Spanish in high school, or I'd be really bummed about being able to read this post. Sweatpants and pajamas do rock though!

     
  • At 12:28 AM, Anonymous d. said…

    This post reminds me of a hazy drunken trek over the Triboro wherein all women in the cab were named Mama.

     
  • At 8:38 AM, Blogger Cait* said…

    Ditto to Amanda. Its really sad that your Spanglish is the extent of my Spanish. And I really want to go to Mexico. I should probably brush up first.

     
  • At 8:53 AM, Blogger kelsi said…

    che molto piacevole.
    also, i'm just sayin', you would have really enjoyed the train conductor on the metro north the other day. particularly around tarrytown. and marble hill. if you know what i mean.

     
  • At 8:58 AM, Blogger inflammatory writ said…

    My best friend and I were speaking bad Mexican Spanish to each other last night while watching The Bachelorette. It's the only Spanish we know, and we also are aware that screaming "CHINGA TU MADRE" at a Mexican guy will shut him up. The things you learn being a waitress...

     
  • At 11:40 AM, Blogger Hollywood Sucker said…

    te gusta

    y... me gusta fajitas

     
  • At 7:28 AM, Blogger Lora said…

    my bf from high school and I do this too. I love it!

     
  • At 1:56 PM, Blogger SuperBee said…

    ::sigh::

    Your Spanish makes me weep. With despair. It's not good. ; )

     
  • At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    me gusta

     
  • At 11:16 PM, Blogger SuperBee said…

    May I translate?

    me: to God, thanks, because I have much "sweatpants" with the elastic waist.
    Suzanne: shut up
    I just cooked steak while wearing pajamas
    4:23 PM me: I study much in sweatpants.
    Suzanne: Sweatpants used to be the best clothing for all of the actividadios.
    me: And I need to eat a lotttt lot Chexo Mixo when I need to study.
    "El Mixo" of Chexo, I'm very sorry.
    4:24 PM Suzanne: I quieroa more the mixo of crispixitos.
    4:26 PM me: yes, yes.
    Every day. (Wrong gender ;))
    My friend Dr Poop doesn't like meat jerky.
    NO WAY!
    4:27 PM Suzanne: how sad.
    me: yes. very.

     
  • At 4:46 PM, Anonymous Julia said…

    Ok. No one else is saying it so I'm going to be one of those people.

    Where ya been?

     
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