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Brother: Hey, hows about for your birthday I take you to see La Boheme? Only it closes in late june so it would have to be an early gift.
Me: That would be lovely!
Brother: You are probably not too familiar. It was written by Jim Puckini, the same guy who did the opera Miss Moth. And it was the basis for the Broadway hit Grease.
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Nurse at work: I love your top!
Me: Oh, thanks. Only I realized too late today that it's a little risque. See? When I lift my arms like that, you can see my sides!
Nurse: Oh, yeah. You're right. Plus it's see-through. I can see your bra from here.
Me: Oh. Well. This is getting better by the minute.
Nurse: At least you WEAR a bra. Not all women do.
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Friend: Dude, I do NOT know how you are putting up with those damn birds. They would drive me insane. Are they driving you insane? Do you want me to make you a tinfoil hat? |
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i need a tinfoil hat.
and a better shirt.
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i want to see the opera to which your brother is taking you. that sounds like a lot more fun than the la boheme i know.
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A tinfoil hat? They're BIRDS, not aliens.
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Most of the time, you'd be playing the role of the nurse in that conversation.
You're growing!
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I didn't always know many women don't wear bras, but I learned that a few years back. I had always thought you reach a point in your teenagehood where you wear a bra, then you never look back. Apparently women with boob jobs are the ones dispensing with boob clothes.
In lieu of a tinfoil hat you can wear an aluminum funnel upside down. That's what the Tin Man did in Wizard of Oz and it worked beautifully.
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Pic of bra/no bra/boobs please? Or not (long sigh).
~ Piney
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i need a tinfoil hat.
and a better shirt.