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So, Kelsi, Dr Poop, and my wonderful friend Bean are all very, very gifted at the ThatsWhatSheSaids. I do not have the natural aptitude, however. When Kelsi and I lived together (boo hoo hoo, I wish we still did!) we would have conversations like this:
Kelsi: Our doorbell is broken.
Meg: That's what she said?
Kelsi: No. No she didn't.
Meg: Crap.
And Kelsi always maintained, when I would whine about being so bad at That'sWhatSheSaids, this wasn't something I needed to be good at- I could go my whole life successfully without uttering the phrase even one time. But I was still furious. I wanted to be good.
Then fast forward to my current life- Bean and Dr Poop are co-residents, so they've worked together for a few years, and they have very similar senses of humor. They are both also masters of the That'sWhatSheSaid. It's ridiculous.
Sometimes, when we're all hanging out, Dr Poop will very deliberately and obviously set up a TWSS for me, so that I can share some glory. But I caught on to that after the first one and refused to play. Condescending! You take your pity TWSS and shove it up your ass!
But today, I come to you with a small success. A wee little victory in the TWSS circle. Not to toot my own horn, but it was pretty good.
The problem was the timing.
Here you go:
NICU Pharmacist to a nurse:...unless you are giving it orally. With oral, you can do whatever you want.
Me, typing on a computer around the corner: That's what she said. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID OH MY GOSH!
NICU Pharmacist: (Stare)
Nurse: (Stare)
Entire Neonatal Intensive Care Unit: (Stare)
Nurse: THIS is the NICU.
Pharmacist: You are sugar-coated evil.Labels: i'm kind of a jerk, on the job, potty humor |
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Ha. That was a good one, though. Too bad it was about babies. =P
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At an old job, they gave me a nickname. It was "Queen Smut".
It's not even that most of what I say is an intentional innuendo.
I think there's a part of the brain that is just lost in some people, it's the part that enables thinking before speaking.
I'd quite like to rediscover it.
It'd keep me out of quite a few messes, but be less entertaining for my friends.
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You TWSSed about a BABY?!!??
Oh Meg....oh dear Meg.
Good work!
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I am so fucking proud of you. It's like sending your little one off to kindergarten. i even told miz ingalls about this. he's proud too.
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I'm gonna just ACT like that wasn't said in the neonatal department, lol. So you get a thumbs up for TWSS content, but not substance! Good job you!
-ForeverAnon
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Right on! If you're going to do TWSS, this is the sort of commitment it takes. Next up: look to church for some real TWSS softballs.
If I may say so, I'm a bit of a master at TWSS. And also, "Ziiiiiiiiiip!" which is kinda similar. For example:
Person the First: This one is too bulky...
Person the Second: Ziiiiiiiip!
'Cuz, you know, it's like he's unzipping his fly?
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Ha. That was a good one, though. Too bad it was about babies. =P