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I saw this on srah's blog.
There was one question in particular that made me decide that i wanted to do this meme. I'll let you guess what it is.
You can do this too. Or you can do it in the comments if you don't have a blog because you have a life instead. I mean whatever. If that's how you roll.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I don't like the idea of killing someone else like that, so maybe it would be that guy in the Monty Python movie who eats and eats and eats and eats at that restaurant, do you remember this? And then he says he's too full for the mint sliver and then he explodes? I pick him. Because he is mere mouthfuls away from exploding anyway. Yeah. Him. Him or Ann Coulter.
Definitely Ann Coulter.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who will it be?
Creed. I hate Creed.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
All those paranoid fuckers who voted YES on Prop 8 because they are too small and sad and petty and bitter to accept that SOMETIMES PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE WANT TO GET MARRIED, DIPSHITS, AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!
4. What is your favorite cheese?
I like cheddars so sharp they make your mouth burn a bit. I like goat cheese and blue cheeses and fontina. I like the feta from my old neighborhood- 12 different feta barrels in the grocery store! God bless Astoria! And I usually like most anything that isn't labeled "cheese food product."
I do NOT like this heinous cheese I had on a cheese tour once that consisted of two layers of different kinds of sheep's-milk cheese with a layer of ASH in the middle. It tasted like moldy pollution. Or a pompeii fondue or something. I nearly booted in Ye Olde Wisconnsonne Cheeserrie.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich will you eat?
Gosh. Can I pick soup instead? If I can't, I want the Suzer to make me a sandwich. That woman knows sandwiches.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Paul Newman if it can be anyone. If they have to be alive I pick Johnny Depp. That would be some freaky zombie sex right there, I bet.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be?
Usher. Nomnomnom.
8. Now that you've slept with two people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
One half of my brain says "I'll 'buy' some dignity by paying a miniscule portion of my student loan debt!" The other half doesn't say anything because she grabbed the money and is heading towards the nearest bookstore and she is NOT LOOKING BACK.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
This is a multi-leg journey. I'm going to pick up all my girlfriends and we're going to go volunteer together in Vietnam because that's next on my list. Hope nobody had plans!
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Coffee. Duh.
11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
19th century. This bitch was made for hoop skirts.
12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Swear jar!
Hahahahaha. Just kidding.
The first rule is that I get first picks in terms of mating partners. And I can change my mind whenever I want. Also maybe I'll have a rule stating anyone who pronounces it "nook-yew-lerr" gets thrown to the sharks or fed to our pet giant tortoises or something.
13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it?
"Hey, What's This Growing On/In Me?" It's about weird medical mysteries.
14. What is your favorite curse word?
I say fuck a lot. And I say balls way too much. I think my favorite is a good old "god DAMN," though.
15. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
I would immediately poop my bed. I don't care if they're not doing anything. That would be simply terrifying.
16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Grab the pets, make sure everyone is out of the house, and run like the dickens!
17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Butt sex.
Just kidding.
I'd call people I loved and remind them of our funniest mutual memory. I'd probably pee my pants at least twice before I died. It would be a pretty awesome exit.
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
The ability to stop time and then restart it whenever I wanted.
19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I can't pick! I'm really trying. I'm too blessed- there are too many wonderful ones. I'm betting the one I ultimately choose will probably involve food and wine though. And friends. And holding hands under the dinner table.
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
That one time I threw up in the MRI machine.
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out you can move anywhere. Where are you going?
If I've finished my medical education, I'll go wherever the fuck I want. Probably back to Africa. If I haven't finished, I'll just go to Canada until residency is over.
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
The airport bars. Nothing makes me want to drink more than airports.
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out I can FLY!?"
My mom. She loves being proud of me.
24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Paul Newman again. I just love him to pieces, and plus I'd be a fucking hero. Everyone would love me!Labels: help my brain is weird, silly, the internet, these are things I do instead of studying |
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Last question, Jim Henson, no doubt.
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I stole this meme from you.
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your deep and extensive knowledge of cheese fascinates me..
I would like to combine answers to ques. 1,2 and 3 .. and then punch Herbert Gronemeyer in the face the next time he sings in english (you know.. If I could reach up that high), flick a switch, and explode him out of existence.
..that or just turn off the radio the next time he comes on.
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CRAZY!! What on Earth is a cheese tour??!!
BB
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I was all set to quote some Creed lyrics here to irk you. And then I realized that I don't actually know any Creed lyrics. Curses!
But I am with you on Ann Coulter. (Wait... I don't like how that sounds.)
Canada! I knew that your mean words were all just big talk.
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Totally stealing this, since I didn't know what the hell to write about now that the election is over.
I also did not know you used to live in Astoria! Astoria represent. I love this 'hood. Eurotrash and all.
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Not sure you still read my blog, but apparently, my boyfriend looks like a young Paul Newman. I was never sure that was a compliment until just now. Thanks :)
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You read. You like cheese. My love and admiration for you grows. And here I didn't think it could be bigger.
~ Piney
Today's word verification: 'tronize.'
Usage of this word: "Damn, I'd like to tronize me some of that little Meg tonight!"
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I'm with you on the Creed, girl. I'm with you.
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Are you sure you were just kidding with your first answer on #17?
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Anon, that's a really good one.
Jamelah- not stealing! sharing memes between friends.
Manu- i applaud your creativity.
BB- oh, it's amazing. it's like a wine tour, and it usually includes wine, but the main feature is cheese from MANY A LAND.
pdw- i'd still celebrate real thanksgiving.
iw- you live in astoria!!?!?! where? that's so cool. I LOVED astoria. I lived for the past five years, until about June.
Yvo- yes, i totally do. both of them. and it's a real compliment! i love paul newman. sigh...
Piney- do you love cheese too? And do you also not really trust people who DONT love cheese?
Hellafied- they're grody.
ADDU- Yup. I'm sure.
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My love, in answer to your queries: yes, I heart cheese. There are a few kinds of which I am not especially fond. But I do like goat cheese which, as you know, tastes like a goat smells. Also, as a moral imperative, one/we cannot ever trust folks who don't love cheese. John McCain? I can't, with a straight face, call him a cheese hater (or 'chater' in slang), but he doesn't LOVE cheese as do we.
Git' back to studyin'.
~ Piney
Today's word verification: gathebac. Usage: It's an acronym, of course.
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I live on 28th avenue near 46th Street. It's rad. I've been there four years and I think it's the best nabe on the planet. I try not to tell the hipsters that though. And I hate the word "nabe" and should stop using it.
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i done did it, too. seriously, i think our moms were separated at birth.
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Last question, Jim Henson, no doubt.