| Wherein My Ma Masters the G-Chat And Sounds Like English Is Her Second Language, Which It Isn't. |
I'm working on the second half of the story about when I got butt-punched, but for now, I just wanted to share. Indulge me, and gaze upon the future as I reveal what I am destined to become in a quick 30 years...
Susan: i am so frustrated! I came early 1 1/2 hours! today to meet with a student who was late getting here, and now all my last period students either have someplace else they need to be or they left school early for a dr. appointment-without telling me. and I made arrangements to stay after school to work with a kid on a paper because i didn't know where everyone would be last period, so instead of being done at2:00. i will be here till 4:30. which is a lot of difference for a teacher whose subject is not respected anyway as i was told by one of the other teachers the other day! rant, rant, rant Susan: oh look you are not there. all my diatribe goes unread, probably the best that way any how. well, cheers then. love you. oh you are here Susan: good news is i get paid today
Susan: you are the besr kid best me: bessr than anyone else the besrest! Susan: dont make fun of mommy when she is ranting but really, who is besrer than you? me: nobody that's all i am saying Susan: i concur come home i need someome who makes me lasugh - even if it is at myself or laugh Susan: what did you tell them?what kind of pictures? tell them after you talked to them you thopught they were leaving so you made plans me: the next weekend is ladybug's bachelorette party i'm going to try to not take the whole weekend off Susan: way too many fun things to do on your calender. you should try being unpopular, it frees up a lot of time me: that will happen when i live in st louis and have no friends Susan: you will have me!!!!! i will show you how to sit on the couch and watch reruns. you will catch on. theres a learning curve. but you know, i'm a teacher me: thank goodness you're here! Susan: you will still have your friends though , you know and we will lausgh at all the besr things that happen Susan: yes yes besr times ahead Susan: sometimes if you take a long time to respond i start to do something else and then i get distracted, and i forget to come back to the email me: it isn't an email it's an IM an Instant Message me: i was helping the nurses with something Susan: you are so important me: that's what i tell people, at any rate Susan: do they believe you? because your brother and i totally embrace that ideology me: haha it works better at home Susan: well as I've learned from my recent review of works such as 1984, it is easier to indoctrinate small groups, who then help support the truths for the mass consumption Susan: don't let me keep you from your work any longer. I'll sign off now. you have a nice evening, nice chatting with you. me: you too talk to you later, ma love you Susan: i love you baby girl besr baby girl ever. Labels: family |
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She is gold.
When are you going to teach her how to capitalize everything when she is IGNORED FOR FIVE SECONDS!!!
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Oh how I love this woman I've never even met. So many valuable life lessons in that interchange!
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Hi,I'm still relatively new to your blog--but can I chat with your mom? She seems awesome! I will try to be the besr stranger from her important daughter's blog to chat with her. PLEASE!
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i'm so glad that you're going to learn how to watch reruns. this truly warms my heart.
besr roommate evar.
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Ah. So it's called g-chat. My sister and I weren't sure if it was google chat or instant googler or what exactly.
Your mom sounds like my mom. Maybe mine would enjoy g-chat as well!
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Aw man, I want her to be my mom. She's way besr.
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I will be your Oklahoma friend in a few months. You can visit and we can go to the rodeo if you want.
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i already read this one. it's boring to me. why don't you write about something else? like that younger brother you mention from time to time? he sounds neat. i'd read about him any day.
sincerely,
aynonamous browser (we've never met)
((and yes i know that's not how you spell anonwhatthefuckever. i'm tired eff off.))
(((and i'm not sure about that sincerely either)))
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redundant at this point i know, but - your mom sounds awesome
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A comment to the person who holds the title for funniest that I've never met:
Please blog. I have a power point presentation I need to do and would like a good hearty LOL.
And also, much appreciation that you linked me, but the G in Girlfriend needs to be capitalized.
Best,
Your Girlfriend Is Ugly
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She is gold.
When are you going to teach her how to capitalize everything when she is IGNORED FOR FIVE SECONDS!!!