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Did one of you sneaky snakes prank me on Monday? I was getting ready to go out the other night, and when the phone rang I assumed it was my ride waiting outside. When I looked at the screen, however, it was coming up "Restricted." I answered anyway. What follows is my spotty recollection of the conversation, marred by both my terrible memory and the fact that I couldn't hear very well.
"Hello?"
"Hi, this is Joe from Deforestation Enterprises. Do you have a minute?"
"I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear. What did you say?"
"This is JOE? From Deforestation Enterprises? Wondering if I could talk to you for a minute?"
It sounded an awful lot like a prank to me at this point, which is always kind of fun, but I was in a rush so I just said "You know, I'd love to, but I'm running late. I'm going to have to cut this short. Could you call back at another time?"
"I just want to talk to you for a minute."
"I don't have the time right now, friend."
"Do you have the time for me to make poopy in my pants?"
"Well gosh. There's always time for that. Go ahead and make poopy in your pants. But you'll have to fill me in later."
"Okay. Well, I'm going to make poopy in my pants. Just for you."
"I'm a lucky girl, but I'm also keeping someone waiting. Talk to you later, okay?"
"Okay. CALL ME BACK."
"Will do. Bye."
So, does that sound familiar? Was that you who called me? I'd love to know, you guys.
PS- Is it illogical to anyone else that after having been exposed to my blog for all this time, Blogger spellcheck STILL refuses to acknowledge "poopy?" Talk about stubborn.Labels: on the homefront, potty humor, silly, weirdos |
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Did you call him back? I'm dying to know if he made a poopy in his pants just for you!
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She couldn't call him back - the number was restricted. John'll have to call her back.
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How can a prank from anything with "Deforestation" NOT be about waxing?
Joe should not be allowed to prank anymore.
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You may soon be very famous.
I'll check the next episode of Crank Yankers.
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i'll admit it, i was the one who called you. it was one of those horror-movie-esque "the call is coming from inside the house!" situations.
mystery: solved.
right?
no?
dang.
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Mindy- I just assume he was doing it at that time.
Superbee- exactly
Dmb- I don't know what that means.
PdW- good point
BG- You think?? How exciting! How would they get my number, I wonder... i guess they frequent bathroom stalls in bus stations.
Kelsi- DANG. I'm so loanly.
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Well. Next time I'm feeling tongue-tied talking to some winsome waif, I'll know just how to proceed. Thanks for the, uh, tip.
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Did you call him back? I'm dying to know if he made a poopy in his pants just for you!