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me: hey
someone found my blog by searching this
"jizz spaghetti sauce dad" sos@ i mean !
Kelsi: jizz spaghetti sauce dad? call cps, i think me: i was mad at you, for one second, because i thought you were text-speaking "cops" and now i am just laughing
Kelsi: oh my god i'm so sorry to scare you like that but that's totally the image that evokes - some poor kid, trying to figure out if it's normal for dad to put jizz in the spaghetti... "help me, internet"
Kelsi: "im b ing passvly mlstd"
Kelsi: oh jesus god "n my spgti" "his what now?" "spgti"
me: "dis b nrml?" "my dad sez so" i have my head down on the desk, laughing
Kelsi: one of the partners just walked by and i had to bite my lip so hard to look like i'm not cackling um aihtbmlshtllinc
Kelsi: this is an actual text message in my phone: "thn t efect is complet"
Kelsi: i was very upset with the sender she does this horrible text speak thing as well and she has the same phone as you, so i know that better is possible but i sometimes wonder if the crusade for intelligent texting (CIT!) is inherently doomed by people's laziness Labels: blogs, friends, jizz in the spaghetti sauce |
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I'm still trying to get h, dyjtma? (hey, did you just touch my ass?) into regular internet-speak. I've been on this crusade for years.
Also, is it wrong that I refuse to acknowledge people's text messages when they're not grammatically correct?
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I am now unsure as to whether or not you two should be allowed to live together.
Also, don't invite me over for spgti.
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I'd like to join CIT. Where do I sign?
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Wow, text speak is mind numbingly stupid. "My BFF Jill" is something that will probably stay with me until the day I die, and that is sad. Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong decade.
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I have no idea what was said here. No clue.
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lol i fkin hate txt spk. 1 of my xs txts "dat" 4 "that" & "den" 4 "then" = O.V.E.R
I can't stand it when intelligent people write texts like they're 10 years old.
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Jamelah- The jury will allow "h-dyjtma?" And as for your question- no, it is very, very right.
PdW- If anyone should not be inviting ANYONE over for spgti, it should be YOU not inviting US. You know.
JB- I will forward you the e-petition.
Arjuna- You and me both.
Mindy- I have some text messages from you that would argue differently.
Click- Hands down, that was the best comment I've ever received. ever. thank you for that.
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Hey! That is not true. I think occasionally I use "u" instead of "you". So SUE ME.
I think I did something else once that offended you, but chances are I was drunk. Which means it doesn't count.
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i just spent about 5 minutes parsing click's comment.
fantastic.
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Awww thx Meg!
... wanna know the worst thing though? That ex is a barrister (i.e. the kind of lawyer that stands up in court with a horsehair wig and a black, flowing gown on and is all "Yes M'Lord" and "My learn-ed colleague"), which makes her textual butchery of the Queen's English that much more of a turn-off.
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Mindy- You're right. Drunk means never having to say "I'm sorry."
Kelsi- Fucking brilliant.
Clicky- THAT IS AWFUL, AWFUL NEWS.
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Someone Googled "taramasalata in a petite furry bowl" and got to my page.
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I'm still trying to get h, dyjtma? (hey, did you just touch my ass?) into regular internet-speak. I've been on this crusade for years.
Also, is it wrong that I refuse to acknowledge people's text messages when they're not grammatically correct?