That is just super.

"Why would you eat your shit otherwise?" That made me snort.

Is English her first language?

There's a Vietnamese man in my town, and when he first got here, and would get angry at you, he'd say "Go fuck myself!" I can't properly express how much I enjoyed that.

 

OK...'some coworkers'? as in plural? Sheesh. That's how one becomes the talk of the OR if you ask me.

And of course you're right - did she even hear the words coming out of her mouth?

PS - I'm soooo glad I got to see your bright face today!

 

CLEARLY your coworker has learned through personal experience not to eat her own shit at work... who are you to doubt her wisdom?

Does that mean it is OK to eat other people's shit at work? Your friend was a little unclear about that.

(And of course you are right... the expression is "Don't shit where you eat.")

I was nodding and agreeing and not really paying attention because I haven't slept with any of my coworkers (at this job)

I am truly disappointed to hear this. Does that mean that your last Work Crush was not thoroughly wooed by your stapling skills? The bastard must have a heart of stone...

 

I would love to be the IT guy monitoring your google searches at work.

 

i love that she won just by walking away, despite you being 100% right.
and i SO know that feeling, where all you want to do is scream "you're totally fucking retarded, why would you eat your own shit???" but being in a no screaming zone, you have to settle for agonized whispers. so very, very familiar.
i think i will, however, console myself with the idea that english might not be her first language.

 

Yeah, I'm with "d" - SOME coworkers? Jesus, she's like the company bicycle. Girl gets around. Like a record.

And if it makes you feel better, you are absolutely correct. Not only is she wrong, but she's a moron for thinking that her version makes any sense at all.

Unless you're in a very scat-friendly crowd.

 

Oh good... she's stupid AND a whore. Love your frustrated whispers ... can very easily imagine that. And the nerve ... "why don't you go look it up" -- why don't YOU go look it up, you moron?!? *ahem* Not that I've had interactions like this. *whistling innocently, wandering away*

BTW, my former coworker told me his father speaks English as a second language. Coworker once used the phrase, "Kill two birds with one stone" and his father has turned it into "Let's go kill some birds!" I fucking love that. :)

 

I strongly dislike that woman. Also, I'm not convinced that walking away constitutes "winning," when it would be so easy to haunt her with this in the future.

My suggestion is to wait until a similar conversation comes up, then say "Well, like [coworker] says, don't eat your own shit at work." And then wait for the incredulous reactions.

Revenge is best served cold.

 

Just to clarify, so I can get my mental pictures in order - is she blonde?

 

I've never eaten my shit at work. True story.

 

I, too, googled "don't eat your own shit at work" - congratulations - you are now the internet world authority on the phrase. You can now welcome thousands of hits a month from employed shit eaters looking to meet others.

 

I'm pretty sure it's:

"don't shit on your own doorstep"

No eating involved (honestly!)

 

I've missed you. That was extremely funny.

And now I'm sweating with laughter.

And also, I've noticed I have this strange smell about me, lately, I believe it's called "Unrequited love."

If I didn't have fantasies that the object of my unrequited love was busy stalking me on my blog, I'd blog about it.

But, because I'm crazy, I imagine he's stalking me, so I can't. I have, however, been doing an excellent job of bagging my crazy.

So I tell you.

In an angry, antagonized whisper.

 

Very similar to something I heard the other day, "Don't shit in my mouth in call it ice cream."

Um. I thought people only shit in bowls and called it ice cream.

 

Judge Judy must be spinning in her grave (she's dead, right?) that someone has co-opted her, "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."

 

I am currently stuck in the most boring ever training class at work and want to thank you for entertaining me except the training guy keeps glancing over me as I shake with mirth. And he keeps calling on me. So, thanks.

PS Is this the stupid Asian girl?
PPS Everyone gets a ride.
PPPS I love Rev's suggestion!!!

 

I'm sitting here with a big "shit-eating grin"! Ummm, does anyone use that expression anymore?

Great comments too, I like Rev's idea.

So, you work with a dumb whore... Just don't let any of it rub off on you.

 

dmbmeg said it first, but i so thought this exact same thing:

"I would love to be the IT guy monitoring your google searches at work."


hahahahaha!!!

 

The writing on the wall at my work: 'eat shit and die.'
Which made me wonder whether it was "eat, shit and die?" Or "eat shit and die?"

Needless to say, I have chosen not to sleep with any of my coworkers. But I'm thinking there could be some magic between my coworkers and your coworker.

We could be shit matchmakers. Think about it. That's all I ask.

 

I leave the shit alone and say instead...
Don't eat your meat where you make your bread.