Oooh! Now I can publicly say yay! Two of my favorite internet people, together at last, in a totally non-lesbian witch way.

 

Yay! That is awesome!!

It's like the adding of peanut butter to chocolate.

Or Heather Locklear to a prime time drama.

I support this. Not that either of you asked.

Rude.

 

WOOHOO. i am dying of excitement. although to be fair, it was an all seasons wreath, which is significantly less glorious than an all seasons tree.
i totally have some very big roommate shoes to fill.

 

Jamelah- Please come visit. Maybe when Little White Liar comes home. Can you imagine the awesomeness of that sleepover? WHAT? My mind is completely boggled.

PdW- We sent a messenger. You didn't get it? Probably because you live in Canada.

Kelsi- Fortunately, you are more than qualified. Hurry up and get over here.

 

I'll start saving up for bail money now.

 

So that's how it's gonna be?

You and me... we're gonna have a problem.

 

Jamelah- good call. I'll immediately start seducing the local law enforcement so they'll cut us a deal or look the other way or whatever one does when one is forgiving crimes. I should probably watch more Law and order as research.

PdW- Oh yeah? A problem? What, you going to sic a moose on me or something?

 

Congrats on your new roomie!

Love, your favorite lesbian witch (seriously),

Maxine

 

lol...omg, i was laughing at this post. yay for a new roomie.

also, the all seasons tree? love...especially because my mom? well....lets just say that our fake xmas tree is up from turkeyday weekend to...oh....april? tee hee. she claims she likes the lights. and the memories.

my dad and i? we make fun of her and tell her we need to start decorating it for the holidays in between. obviously. and no, i swear i'm not weird.

btw, i totally tagged you,because hi, you're awesome. although, i won't be upset if you don't do it. ok, stopping now since this is the longest comment EVER.

so, um yeah...yay for new roomies who are good friends :)

 

Maxie. You know I love you. Here is the difference. You ARE my favorite lesbian witch, and you are a real one. This woman? Faker faker mcfakerson. She said she was a lesbian witch until the other lesbian witch decided she wasn't going to return her affections. then she was all 'No, i mean. Um. i'm totally straight. I was just kidding about that other shit.'

See? Liar.

Barbs- Yes. You DO need to decorate it for the inbetweentimes. It gets so funny! But most of my furniture is from dumpster diving, so what do I know.
And you tagged me? Like graffiti? I will check it out. but I'm not super entertaining in things like that. We shall see. But know that if I DON'T do it, we are still friends, okay? Okay. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxo

 

I don't think it's fair to suggest that moose are inherently subservient to Canadians. They are majestic creatures, and the state animal of Maine. Besides, it's not their fault where the borders lie. I'm sure no Moose has ever knowingly chosen to live in Canada.

 

Whew! I was getting worried that you didn't like the lesbians and the witches and the lesbian witches and I was getting my knickers in a knot, as you could tell. :) But don't you know I'm only pretending to be gay until the right man comes along? ;)

(OMG, I can't believe I typed that without bursting out laughing. :D)

 

Sounds like a blast. Except... well... when she eventually goes all Single White Female on your ass and steals your boyfriend and tries to kill you in your sleep... don't come crying to me. I tried to warn you.

 

Cool! Does this mean you get to turn off your electricity again?

 

tk - i'm watching you.
(sorry for the cross-commenting. but seriously. does he have to give away all the secrets?)

 

I'm laughing so hard I've got tears in my eyes! But seriously, I may steal the idea for the All Seasons Tree.

 

No Fair! Everyone else gets to move away from California.

 

Revvie- That made me laugh pretty stinking hard.

Maxie- You know I love all god's creatures except for the stupid ones.

TK- That would necessitate having a boyfriend, wouldn't it? She is welcome to the Crotch Kicker though. He seems to be single still. Mysteriously.

Linus- If she does that, I swear...I'll. Do something.

Andi- Come over for dinner and you can take pictures of it.

 

Oops. Hit send too soon.

Kelsi- If you get all SWF, I'll be annoyed, as you will make a better me than I do.

And molly- MOVE HERE. ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!

 

i don't want the crotch kicker. ain't nobody funna mace me.

 

Is our universal health care -- and rugged sexiness -- really THAT threatening to you?