| The Kind Of Day I Am Having Thus Far |
I will undoubtedly be adding to this as the day goes on. I can flipping feel it.
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Coworker: What's that on your face?
Meg: Toner.
Coworker: Oh. Hey, what's on your neck?
Meg: Toner.
Coworker: Really? And...and what's on your chest, right there?
Meg: Toner. It's all toner.
Coworker: You've got something on your shoul-
Meg: TONER. STOP POINTING AT IT.
Coworker: Sor-REE. What have you been doing this morning?
Meg: Changing the cartridges in my printer. And scratching my face.
Coworker: I see.
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Meg, in conference room: Ooh, coffee! (Fills cup, takes big gulp.)
Secretary: Oh. Wait. I forgot to put the filter in.
Meg, chewing a mouth full of sandy coffee: Glug.
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| 5 Comments: |
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Hey, you have a little something there on your hands. It looks like toner.heh
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you could mix it up a little.
"zombie dust."
"filth from the street."
"your mom."
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i just giggled to myself trying to replace every 'toner' with 'boner'
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Oh great, now when I go to check the printer -- all I'm gonna see is a flashing message that reads "boner low -- call service"
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is your blog old enough to have sex with yet?
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Hey, you have a little something there on your hands. It looks like toner.heh