Are you gonna put that on your CV?!

 

you've said that "p" word way too much lately. I'm uncomfortable.

 

you know what bugs me about your template? the date is like five times bigger than the headline.

 

Do you think the person searching for "Skim Sammy" was looking for a Rachel Ray recipe? Instead they got to relive your courting of the student known as "Nike." I will forgive their Ray-nacular only because it brought me back to such a warm happy place.

 

d- oh, it's there. how do you think i got my current job.

dmbmeg- i'm so sorry! it hurts me that something so hilarious to me is so nauseating to you. we can't let your fecalphobia come between us.

Lozo- I know. Get me a new one.

Suzer- Where do you think Nike is now?

 

I get a lot of "rape cheerleaders" referrals. Maybe you will now, too. :)

 

i'm glad that you're contributing to the presence of high class on the interwebs.
i get a lot of hits for "dealing with dumb bitches" - but i can't figure out why, or what the search engine is referring them to.

 

Ha! I totally do this too. You are going to get so many more visitors now that you used all that bathroom-talk in one posting!