This is what I looked like walking to work today:
The temperature is actually something called "12," which, as we all know, is not REALLY a temperature at all, and more a term used to describe how old you are when the other girls start getting boobs and you begin to wonder if you were actually born a boy.
The windchill makes the temperature somewhere around -14. I'm very worried about the homeless. I'm also remembering something from a book I read once about soldiers in the army in mid nineteenth century Russia. Apparently it was so cold in the trenches that they would just poop their pants instead of going somewhere to go to the bathroom, because the shit would freeze instantly and then they could just shake it out their pant leg or whatever.
In any case, would you like to see my impression of the invisible man? It goes a little something like this:
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