oh my god! THANK YOU! i tried to express to my roommate last night how horrible this commercial is, and he just kind of stared at me blankly. the nose, the eyes, the mouth... they totally fuck up my equilibrium. again... THANK YOU!
I tend to thinkn there's something oddly authentic about a commercial that confirms the fact that only a genetic freak could enjoy a pizza made by Dominoes.
Sadly Lolo still wants to eat the pizza.... only cause pizza in ALL forms is my most favorite thing. I don't like those weird big body parts. I'm scared of those!
I think that the guy with the big ears wouldn't be the one mowing the lawn because his super-enhanced hearing would be too sensitive for the sound of the lawnmower.
yeah, freaks me out. doesn't make me want to eat pizza. but the nose used to be a "correspondent" on the daily show. he sucked there and he sucks here. good work here.
Kelsi- Hail Mary, they're just so weird and scary and nightmarey. The one with the eyes is my least favorite.
Hex- You go ahead and be comforted by authenticity. I'm still upset by it.
Lo- we can buy pizza anytime. we have no shortage of coupons
GR- That might be the smartest thing I've ever heard you say.
HB-Way to look on the bright side. You wouldn't feel that way if they lived in the condo next door! Maybe the found each other on craigslist. or at a convention of big body parted people.
lozo- I didn't remember that, but how dare he soil the good name of the daily show!
UC- Terrifying. Do you think the nose one told too many lies?
I kind of like that commercial. I'm a sucker for awesome makeup, even if it is of the "freakshow" variety. I obviously should have been born a drag queen. And the big-mouth guy looks kind of cute beneath his big-mouth. I would probably make out with him as is, big teeth and all. To be fair, I'm kind of a hoebag, so...
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oh my god! THANK YOU! i tried to express to my roommate last night how horrible this commercial is, and he just kind of stared at me blankly. the nose, the eyes, the mouth... they totally fuck up my equilibrium. again... THANK YOU!