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Over IM, with Jess.
Me: i have hives
Me: help!
Jess: why?
Me: i think stress
Jess: hm
Me: at first i thought they were mosquito bites, then i realized i got another one just sitting here at work, inside. No bugs here.
Jess: that's not good
later...
Jess: how did i get two bug bites on my face while sitting at my desk?
Me: HIVES
Jess: you think?
Me: Yes!
Jess: how do i know if they're hives or bug bites?
Me: a hive is the same thing as a bug bite, essentially. it's a reaction to a released histamine. depending on where you were when they showed up, you can usually discern whether or not they are a reaction to a bug or a reaction to an allergen or stress or whatever. are they all the same color? like red/pink all around?
Jess: there are two, both on my left cheek. red/pink, yes. one on my arm too, now!
Me: hives! we're hiving!
Jess: maybe you gave them to me via IM
Jess: we both got hives at the same time. wtf?
Me: histamine twins. like the doublemint twins only blotchier and the object of fewer sex dreams. |
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