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Friday, September 22, 2006

So I was on the phone with MamaHobo, and I was filling her in on how Ole "Pleasuring Myself To The Point Of Making Others Uncomfortable" Lozo is going to be in People magazine. To give you some background, Lozo hates horsies. Who wouldn't? But he started a blog during all of the Barbaro drama that was a poignant (crude) social commentary concerning this convalescing horse and lots of weird people who obsessed about him. See Lozo's commentary here.

Not that I care to say this often, but I agree with Lozo- far too much fuss was being made over this damn horse. I'm not going to bother looking it up for you, lazypants, but I'm pretty sure there were more legitimate news items that could have been reported at the time. Whatever. It's a fucking horse and not even the talking kind.

In any case, People magazine wanted to talk to Ole "Boy, Wouldn't It Be Great If I Could Masturbate With My Blog" Lozo about his anti-Barbaroismocity, but he was hesitant at first to chat with them because he was worried about reprecussions in the equine circles. I was making fun of his fears, and had this conversation with my Ma.

Me: See, he thinks that he'll get all famous in People and then there might be some crazy racing fans who wish to do him harm.

Ma: Oh, I think Crazy is the only flavor horsey people come in, dear. He might be right about that.

<---- Horsey people...?

posted by A Lover and a Fighter at 9:49 AM -

3 Comments:

At 3:21 PM, Lozo said…

i would have made a rebecca lobo joke with that picture, drawing the ire of both horsie fans and lesbians.
At 10:14 PM, Maxine Dangerous said…

Chapstick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :] :]
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I mean, yes, LAAF, if you can find some Blistex Herbal Elements and would be so kind to mail it to me, in exchange, of course, for chapstick cash and my eternal gratitude, I would probably just die out of sheer lip balm joy. Wait. That's counterproductive.

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At 11:11 AM, Suzer said…

1. I love your Mom

2. Lay off that horse, he won me $40

3. Are "Horsey Girls" as a transient phase that some midwestern adolsecent females (Liston) expereince, disctinct from a lifelong designation as "horsey people?"