| An Open Letter To Lindsay Lohan's Vagina |
Dear Lindsay Lohan's Vagina,
Hi! How are you? I am fine. I just thought I should drop you a quick note to say thank you SO MUCH for all the work you are doing for my blog. I really appreciate it!
You see (like you didn't know!), lots of people use the Internet to find pictures of you. You are SO popular! Eeek! I'm jealous. I bet I could learn a lot from you.
A few weeks ago, I decided that I needed more traffic for this lowly little blog. So I went ahead and listed some words that I thought people would use when conducting searches. You, Lindsay Lohan's Vagina, are fortunate enough to serve as the figurehead (figurevag?) for many of those terms! So I hitched my wagon to your star, and allowed you to pull me into infamy. And I've never looked back.
What's this? You don't believe me? Enough with this MODESTY, Lindsay Lohan's Vagina! Here are just a few of the searches involving you that have garnered me some visitors recently:
Lindsay Lohan (but come on, we know who they're REALLY after, don't we, LL's V?)
Lindsay Lohan Pussy (there we go!)
Lindsay Lohan New Pictures
Caffeine Withdrawal Eye Twitch (oh, that one may be my own doing)
And last but not least,
Lindsay Lohan Pussy Picture.
See, Lindsay Lohan's Vag? Or can I call you pussy? Or is there another name you prefer? A guy I went to college with liked to call vaginas Janets. Lindsay Lohan's Janet.
In any case, I guess this is just me saying that I really appreciate all that you've done for me. I know you have a really busy schedule and lots of public appearances to make plus you have all that activity and clean up. You're one booked-up gal!
You touch so many lives, LL'sJ. I know I'm but one person in a sea of grateful people, but I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you.
Love,
Meg
PS- I didn't know that a vagina could get a callous like that. Can't you use a pumice stone or something? |
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WHO CALLS THE VAG JANET?!?!?!
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My Vajayjay is so jealous.. it doesn't get out much.
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WHO CALLS THE VAG JANET?!?!?!