| My family reunion |
So this past weekend I flew to Ohio to see some family and do some reuniting. It was a grand old time. Let me list the highlights for you. I will go backwards for dramatic effect.
10)Someone tried to break into my aunt's house while she was sleeping in it. She did a lot of yelling and throwing of objects and the guy ran away. Then the police wouldn't come because they said "Well, if he's not there NOW, there isn't much we can do..."
9) Cinnamon ice cream from Graeter's. Holy Mother.
8) My brother dropped my great aunt Mary (she's ancient and small) when he was supposed to be putting her in the car, and she went "Wheeeeee!" (She's fine, by the way.)
7) My brother also made the entire 8 hour drive from Missouri to Dayton with an expired license...which he left at home.
6) He made the return trip in 4.5 hours. Door to door.
5) I was sneaking food to my dog, Mike, when my grandmother asked "You're not feeding him leftovers, are you?" and I said no even though I blatantly was and then Mike ruined everything when he threw up on my grandmother's shoes and the leftovers were plainly visible. Good work, Mike. (PS- I don't care if that grossed you out.)
4) My grandparents have an unlimited supply of gumdrops. It's magical.
3) My grandmother asked me "You live in New York, so you'd know- what's the name for a lady gay lesbian?"
2) We had a family portrait taken with everyone in my clan who is currently alive and in this country. The staff at Sears Portrait Studio was REMARKABLY patient.
And, my favorite thing that happened ALL WEEKEND:
1) Grandpa got mad and threw a taco. The whole scene looked something like this, only inside:
See, Grandpa is the bear, and I am the one lounging on the beach. The taco is portraying itself. |
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The picture is ridiculous. No one wears pants on the beach.
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! That's zunjx! (a word which also verifies this comment)
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Those aren't pants. Those are my legs. Thanks for bringing it up, ass.
Oh, and dawg- pfcnfm
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My fault, I just noticed that you're a mermaid. I guess I just see people, not black or white or mermaid.
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Did Mike help clean up the taco mess?
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My nearest relations are on the other side of the globe. It's very relaxing.
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The picture is ridiculous. No one wears pants on the beach.