Hobocamp

Monday, September 25, 2006

Hey, friends.

Are you tired of the burden of clothes?

Do you wish there was something you could do to help fight breast cancer?

Are you an exhibitionist?

Are you easily influenced by the power of suggestion?

Me too!

Join me as I help raise money for breast cancer research!

See, I would do one of those walk things, but that would conflict with my TV time. Or I guess I could donate large sums of money to the cause, but I don't have any and what I do scrounge up goes to my coffee fund (and to my favorite non-profit, Keep The Homeless Homeless And Steal Most of Their Food).

So obviously, this is my only option if I want to be a do-gooder.

If you peruse the pages of the Boobiethon site (the main page and most links are safe for work) you will see that you have the option of baring it all, or covering up a little bit, or a combo. I have no problem baring it all, but I think I might need to jazz things up a bit (perhaps using some flair?) because I am Small Of Boob and I want to make it worth the money.

So once you send in your boobie photo, people will pay to look at it. (Just so you know, they cut off the heads of the models so it's a relatively anonymous endeavor. I suppose if someone wanted to seek mine out I could describe the mammary accoutrements that I'd chosen.) All of the money will go to the Susan G. Komen Foundation.

They accept man boobies too. Just in case anyone is interested.

Bloggers- take this opportunity to do something vaguely porny for charity. I think it is going to be my most effortless contribution this year.

posted by A Lover and a Fighter at 8:28 PM -

1 Comments:

At 10:30 PM, Lozo said…

it's been a week, and no one has commented about your boobies.

i just want to say, let's get the girls out there for all to see! woo hoo! boobies! yeah!