| Do Your Dates Go Like This? |
The scene:
Strolling in the park at dusk. Yours Truly and Handsome Potential Lover are chatting about this and that. After a bit of a conversational lull:
Handsome Potential Lover: You know, I was actually worried that you might be embarrassed to be seen with me tonight.
Me, smiling: Oh, you mean because you're wearing those pleated mom pants?
Silence...
Silence...
Silence...
Handsome Guy Who Used to Maybe Want to Sleep With Me: Um. No. Because I wore tennis shoes to the restaurant.
Me: Ah.
Silence...
Me: That would never bother me.
(simultaneously)
Him: What are pleated mom pants? How are these like a mom's pants? I don't understand.
Me: You're a Republican, aren't you?
Him: My dad has these same pants.
Me: I just remembered. I have to go wash my hair. Bye. Thanks for dinner.
Him: My mom doesn't even wear pants, you know. |
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i recommend lesbianism. and i recommend letting me film it.
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I'd lay money down that he talked about this with his boys the next day and none of them got it. Poor bastard...
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Hmmm...so, no one seems to pick up on the underlying issue here. If the guy had just been confident enough to say, "you know what, fuck it, I'm wearing tennis shoes tonight," then maybe he wouldn't be having a complex about the mom pants. Now he has two things to worry about on future dates.
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1) Lesbianism is the universal band-aid for lozo's problems.
2) UC- I think you are right. I also think that somewhere out there lurks a gaggle of pleat-loving, pant-eschewing ladies who will jump for joy when they discover this particular posse. And I bet a bunch of dry weddings will ensue.
3) CS- True enough. Perhaps together we can form a Man Confidence Task Force. We can travel around, systematically and carefully destroying a dude's self-worth (me) and rebuilding it (you). We'll change lives!
But he still wore Mom pants. Someone had to tell him. I am a hero!
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oh, and for the record, i have absolutely no idea what Mom pants are. i'll just assume it's something you saw on strangers with candy that isn't all that funnny.
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Lozo. WAKE UP. If you don't educate yourself as to the dangers of mom pants, who will?
Good lord. Look for the "mom jeans" skit on snl. I'm sure your best friend YouTube will have it.
Your envy of the SWC comedic genius is just pathetic.
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Remind me sometime to tell you how I even ended up on this site. It's not that! Anyway, it might shed some light on the foot-fucker. http://www.trample.com/?site=trample&id=fr&program=ppj&referer=&src=default&ip=66.65.88.245&opt=standard&custom=-&sess_id=INZnFirb3DRG68w
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i recommend lesbianism. and i recommend letting me film it.