Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Warmer...WARMER! Oh! Hot hot hot!
Do you guys like that game? That game where someone hides something and then the other person has to find it based on that whimsical and arbitrary temperature gauge doled out by the first person. Isn't that a good game? I'm playing it right now. I'm so close to finding it! Except the person who hid the object apparently chose to hide it on the sun because it is so motherfuckinghot I'm melting away. We don't have air conditioning in my apartment because 1) we aren't sure how to install it and 2) we don't want to pay for it, so we kind of just sit around and sweat most of the time. Fortunately, we are an apartment full of ladies so we can lounge in our skivvies. I'm not trying to be coy or anything by saying that- it's just the truth. It's just really so warm that we have no other option.

That is, until, I get to work.

It is FREEZING in this office. Absolutely freezing. This particular blog entry is taking quite a bit of time to write because I am making a lot of typos. Lots. It's partially due to an inability to type, but it is mostly due to my fingers being too cold to move. For real. My fingernails are blue. I'm not going to lie- I think it's a little cool looking. You know, like heroin-chic. But fatter. Overall, though, I'd prefer a normal temperature.

In other news, I just got an e-mail at work from this woman who is a co-investigator on a study we are doing. It ended like this:

So I think that's all fine to bring up at the meeting next week. Hope this heatwave doesn't make you guys loose (sic) power again!

G____

"3 rusty nails + 1 wooden cross= 4given"


I'm going to write her back and include some helpful equations of my own:

1 shirt- 2 sleeves= 2b top
1 man-1 penis= Unik
2hornee 2b believed, 4give that, bitch!
3 friends x 23 dollars= 69 4everyone!

Care to add anything?
posted by A Lover and a Fighter at 11:42 AM -
3 Comments:
  • At 10:04 PM, Anonymous SFGary said…

    No, don't want to add, I think you are doing great and it clearly illustrates what's on your mind.

     
  • At 5:16 AM, Blogger A Lover and a Fighter said…

    Gary-
    As always, thanks for the support.

    xoxoxoxoxoxo
    A lover and a fighter

     
  • At 3:40 PM, Blogger Lozo said…

    2 penises + 2 hoods = 4skin

     
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