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If you look over to the right of your screen (whilst your retinas burn with the pinkness of my blog) you will see links to some of my favorite bloggers ever. Most of these people are far more talented than I, and they get lots and lots of hits every day. Good for them! I'm proud. But I want more attention too.
So, I'm going to do a post that consists entirely of "hot" internet words. I'm glad my mom doesn't own or know how to use a computer, because I think she would say "Are you making good choices?" after she read this. The answer to that, Ma, is of course I'm not. But let's just see where this gets me, shall we? The following is a list of popular search terms on the internet. I want my piece of the traffic pie.
Ahem.
vagina
free recipes
peach cobbler
pasta salad
low carb recipes
banana bread
organizing tips
fashion trends
fashion advice
potty training
autism
name meanings
top baby names
ovulation
ovulation predictor
fertility
breastfeeding
fertility calculator
skinny jeans
weddings
fall trends
sienna miller hair
vagina
pussy
lesbians
sports
Yankees suck
American Idol
poop
tub girl
death penalty
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton+Lindsay Lohan+ Naked
meatloaf recipes
smoothies
puggle
Kate Moss
Hezbollah
Israel
uterus
Harry Potter
Dungeons and Dragons
celebrity hair do
Ken Paves
jessica simpson
ashlee simpson
Britney+Spears+Naked
Toni Senecal Curly Hates Her
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
Maddox
Reese Witherspoon
Keira Knightly
Anorexic
Nicole Richie Hair
cheap air fare
This should help things a bit.
If you have any suggestions, I'd love to hear them.
Many thanks to both Curly and Jess for their support in this taxing endeavor. |
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i get half my traffic via the "handjob" search. it's making a comeback.
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I get 90% of my traffic from the "What is the shit on Seal's face" search. But then again, I only get 2 or 3 people a day. The worst part is that I don't know and I can't help them.
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I forgot an important one that will help you attract the foreign male audience: "How lessbians fucking"
A pox upon me for forgetting. Now if you'll excuse me, I go to see the lessbian for fucked.
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Lozo- I'm still disgruntled with you for never publicly stating how it was I who reintroduced the handjob into popular conversation. You did not think of this on your own. I'm tired of being the wind beneath your wings.
Murph- I used to work with Seal's cousin. Shall I call her and ask, or would that cause your traffic to go down so dramatically you wouldn't be able to take it?
Curly- How could you have left that out? You crazzy lessbians and you for fucking so always!
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I realize I am behind as all hell on this posting, but just for the record, I believe that shit on Seal's face is scars from lupus. Check it out if you actually give a shit.
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Banana bread?!
That's DISGUSTING!!
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a lot of people ask my blog, "how is scott peterson doing?" i don't know the answer, though.
i am glad i do not have lupus.
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Apparently there are legions of people who, for some bizarre reason, want to see Rachael Ray and her weird, misshapen boobs naked. They all arrive at my blog, and I hate them.
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I cam across this blog accidentaly while googeling "Hobocamp" (it's a jeri blank thing) Anyway, I've pretty much pissed away the whole afternoon reading this instead of working which is fine because this is some funny shit. Who doesn't love a black bear on the beach with a taco I ask?
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Oh yeah, I too am glad not to have Lupus
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Minnipearl!
My blog is named in specific honor of Jerri Blank. I love her and I love her show and I will love them both throughout all of my days.
I'm glad she brought us together.
Love,
A Lover And A Fighter
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i get half my traffic via the "handjob" search. it's making a comeback.